Since my little daughter is only half Jewish would it be alright if she went into the pool only up to her waist?

Groucho Marx
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  1. The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

  2. Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

  3. I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

  4. When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.

  5. From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

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